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hi i'm abs. 20. filmmaker,

thecutestofthecute:

sshibe:

do not touch! i am Big and Stronk like Polar bear. here, you is hearing my Stronk and Scary noise. do not be doing the booping on the touching of my small nose, or i will be resorting to the scary noise once more.

I WANT 500 

OH MY GOODNESS

(via beebunny)

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

(via keepingupwiththejonzes)

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via fake-mermaid)

“I Think It’s Over”, Allison Cadeau | inrapture. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

Chapped lips
Rusted words
The sea-salt taste of your skin
We are worn to bleached bones
And faked moans
That have worn my mouth dry

legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

(via stevekok)